Long ramble about The Acolyte but also Trek

It's really uncharitable to try to take the pulse of the Star Wars fandom (re Acolyte) by seeing which lumps of shit float to the top on Twitter's trending bit, but it really did persuade me that I wanted to watch this show. Like, if it's pissing 'people' off that much, surely there's stuff in it for me to enjoy. The 'people' are just a bunch of weird racist incels on Twitter, but their goal is to find something "tangible" on which to base their bollocks: they might just point you in the vague direction of an interesting critique on their hunt for opportunities to be racist incels.

And yet, as of episode 5 it's been so painfully calm. Not controversial. Not much to really get stuck into. Not much that some pseudo-academic video-essayist can use as a springboard into the fascinating political theory behind it. (This isn't a failure though – I'm enjoying it, and crucially it's not over yet, so it would be silly to count it out now.)

Looking closer it turns out the big thinkers™ have achieved a whole new level of emptiness in their, uh, 'critiques', with shit like "flammable rocks", "flammable space", and "wait no how dare they change this character's age". It was always empty and stupid dribble from them, but it was never this empty and stupid (barely detectable distinction I know).

From where I'm sitting it almost looks like the failure of The Acolyte to really "go there" (for some incel-irking 'there') has tripped up the Idiot's Intellectual's Outrage Machine, leaving it just on the wrong side of that delicate line what separates 'righteous' from 'cringe'. Sensible folks, previously living their best life by ignoring this crap, are finding it very low-risk to go in and laugh at the "star wars wiki literally 1984" conspiracy over Ki-Adi-Mundi's age, because it is low-risk, because the conspiracy is painfully obvious bollocks.

So I'm gonna put The Acolyte in the newly-coined "meta-progressive" camp, not for any defensible reason, but just because from my tiny perspective it seems to be doing more to destabilise the Idiot's Intellectual's Outrage Machine than a more progressive text could simply by starving them of worthwhile talking points.


For me, what links Star Trek and Star Wars as franchises is that they share the rare privilege of very large 'established canons' spanning decades and very devoted fanbases committed to their documentations. There's some... funky emergent behaviour there.

The first 🌶️ here is that I think Trek has a far "better" canon than Wars. The Trek canon almost feels like it makes sense if you don't think about it too hard. The Wars canon, on the other hand, retains as its most important event a giant, brutal, galaxy-wide fascism that persisted a whopping 24 years before near-total collapse brought about by the actions of like five people and the power of love. It barely works on a metaphorical level for the purposes of the not-very-good finale of the OT, and I think it's a shit foundation on which to build a larger canon.

Lemma pulled from earlier: Star Trek, probably unintentionally, created a weirdly conservative society in service of ostensibly progressive parables. This had been noticed in the DS9 writers' room as early as 1994 and plenty of stories that followed introspected on the idea, but ultimately (🌶️ number two) I think they failed to properly tackle it, and ended up digging a deeper hole with the Dominion War story. DS9 ended 25 years ago and in that time no one attached to an official project has been able to tell any meaningful stories about Star Trek. Even Lower Decks, a deliberately satirical construction perfectly poised to laugh it up at Trek's canon's expense, won't go there. I'm now mostly burned out with Trek. I'm not enjoying watching or talking about it anymore.

And it really hurts that, across the pond in Wars, there's this thing called The Acolyte. It turned out that the Prequel Trilogy had made the same mistake as Trek and constructed a society that appeared to have its shit together (the Federation and the Republic) but also definitely had a weird unchecked powerful elite (the Admiralty and the Jedi) thing going on. There are a good few fans who argue this construction is intentional – that Lucas wanted the audience to see the Jedi as corrupt or inept or hubristic. I'm not convinced; in truth I think (🌶️ three) the prequels are a giant sprawling mess grown from a fascination Lucas had about dictatorships and where they come from, and the Jedi stuff is just flavour. Anakin's story is handled carefully enough, but everything else succeeds primarily on the strength and quality of the action set pieces, visual effects artists, and score.

Okay side rant: the 'Duel of the Fates' soundtrack that people harp on about to no end is just refitted from a lil brass line in the unused cue 'The Trek' from 'The Lost World: Jurassic Park', which is (🌶️ four) the best Williams soundtrack by a considerable distance. It bums me out that soundtracks like these are forgotten whilst Williams' repetitive and hummable cues get praised so much you get creative voids like Colin Trevorrow naming entire fucking films after them. Then again, the lil borrowed melody, now blown up to biblical scale in 'Duel of the Fates', emblematises the incredible ability of Star Wars to do a lot with so little.

With the suspect nature of the Jedi Order/Temple/Council left on the table, The Acolyte was able to do some meaningful introspection on the Star Wars universe, suggesting that the weird unelected cult people probably weren't always a force for good. In episode three it presented the idea of the Jedi as a disruptive force even if their intentions were noble. In episode seven that was revealed to be a misdirection, and the Jedi were cast as explicitly hubristic and ignorant. In episode eight the actual system of the Order was questioned in a surprisingly blunt manner, in a moment of grand catharsis for my spouse (whose opinion of Jedi is so low they spent the climax of Sith praying that Obi Wan and Yoda and especially the long-deceased Qui-Gon would also burn to death in the fires of Mustafar for not just sending Anakin to fucking therapy).

If I compare The Acolyte to Andor: I think Andor succeeds not because it's a new perspective on Star Wars, but because (🌶️ five) it just ignores Star Wars. It's a story about empire rather than The Empire. It borrows a small handful of nouns and characters, but none of these are integral to its story, and said story would persist unaltered were you to lift and shift it into a different franchise. Andor has a lot to say, but it has nothing to say about Star Wars. The Acolyte, meanwhile, only makes sense in Star Wars; this story is specifically about the cultural status of the Jedi, both inside and outside the Wars universe. It's in conversation with Star Wars in a way Andor doesn't want to be.

wish Trek had done this first. Trek deserved to do this first. Trek has a mountain of solid fuck to process and the reputation of being the "clever" franchise. The dissembly of Starfleet is long overdue a disassembly and there are so many threads to pull on, like the Prime Directive or First Contact Protocol or Section 31, or (🌶️ six) Mr Janeway's Wild Ride. And yet Star Trek is doing sweet fuck all while Star Wars does genuinely interesting things. The Acolyte has deliberately attacked the old tenet of Jedi excellence, branding the canon with a story of Jedi failure, and every Star Wars story after it will exist in that context, and that's just really cool. That's a fascinating place to be. I'm glad we're here.

Last aside: I'm not gonna say The Acolyte was even that well made. Individual moments made me feel feelings (Jecki's death, whew), but other moments confused me a couple times and every cut-to-credits felt out of place, as it happened just one scene too late every time. But that's fine. I've never thought that the often clumsy, uncreative nature of Trek shows made them less impactful or interesting, and it would be weird to try holding this show to a different standard just because of an avalanche of "bad writing" allegations.

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